Widely Considered to Arguably Be...

I've met some real winners in my day. Some of them have hit my blog so far - but those are only the ones I've interacted with recently. But I haven't even begun to talk about those I have met in my past. How could I forget about the girl who I took to youth group only for her to end up sleeping with several of the other guys? Or how about the woman who was my supervisor who was so drunk every day that she couldn't figure out what was going on? Or the guy who broke into my house to steal some of my *cough* personal items? The list goes on and on.

One guy from college stands out to me as one of the oddest ducks I've ever met. I don't say this lightly.

I first saw Mr. Grant on stage in college doing his much anticipated Michael Jackson impersonation at an all school event. Each year he'd perform a new song - and rumor has it that the sets cost him about $1,000 each year. His parents and brother were in the audience - ever the doting family. Over the next few years I would realize that their family revolved around Mr. Grant's aspirations in many ventures.

Known on campus for his improv, extreme right political view shown through his school news articles, and his ability to entertain - Mr. Grant was an anomaly. Being the naive and, well, stupid freshman that I was I decided I should get to know the REAL Mr. Grant. Unknowable people are a challenge to me - and I had nothing better to do. He made this very easy for me because he had a huge crush on my cousin - so he saw me as a way to get to know her.

Our short obnoxious "friendship" ended quite abruptly when he accused me of being a hateful person when I told him my cousin had a boyfriend. Go figure. Just yesterday his name popped up on my Facebook. We are not even at the level of "Facebook Friends" but we have many mutual friends. I took the opportunity to check out what Mr. Grant was up to. I'm glad I did! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'll let him speak for himself. :-)


Facebook Profile Bio:

I'm an actor and a performer. I perform "mind-whispering" for corporate audiences (www.mind-whispering.com)

I wrote and directed a feature film called No Burgers for Bigfoot which was named #1 by film threat in their best of the year list of 2008. (Note: on the Internet Movie Database it was given 4 1/2 stars out of 10) The rest of me is composed of mostly water.

Internet Movie Database Trivia (Written by Mr. Grant himself):

In addition to acting, he has received an award in investigative journalism from the OCPA He is also an award-winning Michael Jackson impersonator. (Note: A monthly journal in Oklahoma).

He is a highly-regarded mentalist whose contributions have been published in Banachek's sequel to "Psychological Subtleties" which is considered one of the top 3 books on mentalism ever written.

Is the creator of flagfootballplays.com and is widely considered to arguably be the world's foremost expert on flag football strategy.

It appears to me that Mr. Grant has not only *cough* accomplished a few things since college - but he has fallen completely and totally in love with himself. This shouldn't come as a surprise to me. While trying to convince me that he should marry my cousin - he said that he was the only one on campus that was good enough for her.

I have to admit - I will keep following what he does. I have a feeling he will be an endless source of amusement!

Good thing I got the chance to meet this guy.... Ha!

Moving for Love?

So - I've been super busy at work... Enough said. Here's my first post in a while.

Okay - so yesterday afternoon I was sitting on the bus with my Bus Buddy. I*Heart*TT was standing near by. I was about to tell my Bus Buddy about something stupid (I'm sure) and I*Heart*TT looks at me, interrupts my sentence with "Hi!" I respond with a greeting. He proceeds to tell me that he's thinking about moving in a year or so.

I ask him if he still likes his job. He said he loves it. I said - well, do you not like Denver. He said he loves Denver. I said - well, then why are you thinking about moving? He said after 4 1/2 years he hasn't found the most important thing in life here in Denver...love. So, in a year he's going to move so he can find someone.

That was the end of that conversation. He turned away and my Bus Buddy looked at me and was like - What in the World! He then said that he thought that I*Heart*TT was just trying to get me to tell him how much I'd miss him or something.

So, this morning I got onto the bus and looked at my Bus Buddy and said that JB and I are thinking about moving in a few years...we need to find better hair dressers. Then I asked him if he was going to beg me not to leave or if he was going to be excited to see me go. I told him he needs to profess his undying entertainment by me. :-)